All enlightened men would admit that men and women are equal, but there's no way you can argue that they’re the same.

Women are just as valuable as men, but they are absolutely, positively different. Need proof? Here are some bad female habits that you probably never have to deal with when hanging around with your buddies:

  • Women always try to tell men how they feel.
  • Women freak out if a guy doesn't call the day after she sleeps with him.
  • They constantly try to get guys to change their appearance.
  • Men rush home to forget a long day; women rush home to discuss their long day.
  • Women expect men to do things like changing tires, replace fuses or program the remote.
  • Women are obsessed with their weight.