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Oklahoma Teacher Shows Up To School Drunk and Without Pants

It's normal to be nervous prior to the first day of school or before starting a new job, but it's important to remember to keep your composure -- and your pants. Also, staying sober would probably be a good start. A newly hired public school teacher who seemingly wasn't able to accomplish any of those things was booked on a public intoxication complaint after she allegedly showed up to school drunk and without any pants. Lorie Hill was allegedly found in an empty classroom at Wagoner High School on Monday "disoriented" and without pants. The first day of class at the school is Thursday. Two other teachers found the 49-year-old and called police. "She was found in a room kind of disoriented," Police Chief Bob Haley told Tulsa World. "By the time we got there she was in a room and wearing shorts." (UPI.com)

  


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You’ll Never Have to Wash Jeans Again

No matter how gross it sounds, denim companies will tell you time and time again that you really shouldn’t be washing your jeans if you want to maintain the integrity of the denim, and have them last a long time. Yeah, we still wash our jeans too, but now one manufacturer has come up with a product they say will keep you from ever putting your jeans in a washing machine again. DL1961 Premium Denim has introduced what they’re calling “Intelligent Denim,” made with Silvadur, a microbial-control technology that prevents bacteria from growing in your jeans, thereby making them odor-resistant. Yup, you read that right. Those jeans will never smell, whether you wear them every day, sweat in them on the subway, or even roll around in garbage. You’ll never have to put them in the wash again, which is great, but while the jeans may not smell, we’re pretty sure you will, because so far they haven’t come up with a product to make people odor-resistant. (Huffington Post)