A Vermont-based company called Burnt Impressions is making customizable toasters that burn an image into your toast. It's the same company that created the Jesus toaster and the Rapture toaster with images of Jesus and bodies floating up toward the sky.
It’s simple, all you need is send a high-resolution photo of your face to the company, which will then make your custom selfie toaster in about a week. Then, before you know it, you’ll be spreading butter on your own face like Kramer from “Seinfeld” when he used butter to shave. Oh wait, that reference is probably too old for the selfie-snapping audience. Never mind.
The toasters are sold for $75 on the website and come with a full-color water-peel decal of your photo on the front of the toaster. Or, you know, you could just go five minutes without needing to see a picture of yourself. Sheesh.
(Photo & Source: Burnt Impressions)