Every Thursday around 5:40p we look over the REAL personal ads on Craigslist and find the best in the Georgia and try to help them find love.
This guy doesn't really have a preference, he just wants to find someone to have some Red Lobster with and pop off some bad Dad jokes. Careful though, it doesn't seem like the it's the Cheddar "biscuits" that are his end goal. Entitled: Need A Lady To Accompany Me To Red Lobster
Here is his "Missed Connections" ad: