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HATCHELORETTES: BABY SHOWERS FOR BABY SHOWER HATERS
Some women out there love baby showers. They enjoy sitting in a circle, watching the mom-to-be open countless onesies, bibs, and blankets for two hours, probably boozeless. But as fun as that is for some, there’s a new way to honor the future mama and her upcoming little bundle of joy that could be more fun for everyone: the hatchelorette party.
It’s like a bachelorette party but for hatching a baby, so you get a pre-baby bonding ritual with a cute name and no shots or penis straws like you would at a pre-wedding party. Instead, the hatchelorette spoils guests with luxuries like yoga and a private chef.
This kind of party can include different activities, based on the new mom’s personality. But hatchelorettes include amazing food, a relaxing venue, and pampering amenities. Some women are renting an Airbnb and lounging by the pool, having massages, and watching cheesy rom-coms at the sleepover. As long as the mama-to-be is happy, you can’t go wrong.
A hatchelorette party seems like a fun alternative to the traditional baby shower. Because you can only ooh and aah over a breast pump and burp cloths for so long.
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