KRISTEN'S STORY - WINNER
OCTOBER 5th IS WORLD TEACHERS DAY!
Teachers deserve recognition, and a whole lot of thanks and appreciation.
Aside from parents and direct family, who else has as much influence on the hearts and minds of our kids? Teachers not only educate, but they help to shape and frame your child's beliefs, values, and behaviors.
Parents and students are encouraged to offer thanks and recognition today. How about a simple “thank you? You could also send an eCard. If you like the classic flavor, an apple a day may keep the doctor away for the rest of us, but teachers do love to get apples.
JASON'S STORY -
COW ON THE RUN PUNS - (RE: ACCIDENT INVOLVING THE COWS FROM EARLIER THIS WEEK) JASON CAME UP WITH TEN PUNS
1) I "herd" about it on The Bull.
2) Don't cry over spilled milk.
3) I skimmed one on the way to work.
4) That cow had a 2% survival rate.
5) The traffic was awful for the first "calf" of the morning.
6) Traffic was really fat Monday morning...thanks to those heifers!
7) If you're gonna mess with the "bull"...you know you're gonna get the horn.
8) One of those cows was named Brett COW-vanaugh
9) A lot of kids were late to school for their COW-culus class.
10) Jesus, Take The Veal!