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Porch Pirate Thinks She Stole a Present...But What She Really Took WAS...

A female thief who took an Amazon box from a porch got a big surprise when she opened it.

The package was filled with cat poop he'd forgotten to put out with his trash. 

The "porch pirate" as he calls the thief was caught on his home security system, which he'd installed after two thefts of coins and tools from his vehicle.

The video shows a woman with a  large backpack and carrying something covered with a blanket, he said. She is seen looking at the house, walking past and then returning.

She did not go onto the porch. When she was unable to maneuver the box through a wrought iron fence, she slide the box -- about 10 inches long and six to eight inches deep, along the porch to the steps where she could pick it up.

Although nothing valuable was taken, the theft irritated him so he said he called city police. The responding officer took a report and got a good laugh out it, he said.

The litter, which was in a plastic bag inside the box, "stinks like the devil," Lynch said.

With four cats there is no shortage of litter, he said.

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