Okay, now that I've seen this... I can say I have officially SEEN IT ALL!
Sylvester Ricardo Moss says he is a "professional mourner" for hire. If you're looking to "boost your funeral" (those are his words, not mine!) he's the man for the job!
Sylvester is impressively upset-looking when he cries, and he's willing to be a mourner at a funeral, offering services like "normal crying," "crying and rolling on the ground," and more. For $1000 he'll even jump into the grave, making sure your funeral is one your family and friends will never forget...