Meanwhile In Florida... A Man Threatens To Release His Turtle Army

Meanwhile in Florida...a man yelling obscenities, calling himself a "saint" and threatening to send his turtle army to destroy everyone, has been arrested. Thomas Devaney Lane was arrested at a Starbucks after officers received SEVEN disturbance calls. Lane eventually went with officers only to leave again and be found at a nearby 7-Eleven. As an officer stood by, Lane called 911 and told the operator, “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint.” 

Photo: Brevard County


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