Florida Man Claims The Cocaine In His Nose "Wasn't" His

Meanwhile in Florida...Fabricio Tueros Jimenez was arrested after police stopped him for a routine traffic stop. The first funny part, Jimenez wasn't driving, he was just a passenger. The second funny part, and honestly the best part, he was doing lines of coke. When police asked him about the cocaine, Jimenez said "it's not mine." If you look closely at the sheriff's photo, you can see a white powder under his nose. Police also found marijuana, which Jimenez claimed as his but "only sells that."

Jimenez was arrested.

Photo: Hillsborough County


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