A russian man was arrested after he stole a tank, then rammed it into a store, so that he could steal wine. 1 BOTTLE OF WINE!?
CCTV footage from the store shows the man ram the front of the store and then climb out and steal a bottle of wine. He then gets back in a rams the store a second time. He eventually fled from the tank before being captured by police.
According to UPI, the man had been arrested before for stealing a truck.
No word on how "tanked" the man already was or how one steals a FREAKING TANK!