Woman Tries Warming Urine In 7-11 Microwave

posted by Otis - The O Show - 

This is one of those moments that HAS to make someone re-evaluate what their life has become. Right?!?!

There's a 26-year-old woman named Angelique Sanchez from Aurora, Colorado, and she was trying to get a job at a health clinic last week.  She needed to take a drug test for the job and apparently, Angelique knew she'd fail.

So she got her hands on someone else's pee.  But she knew it had to be warm or the testers would know she'd smuggled it in, which I had nooo idea about? That's when she took it to a 7-Eleven to heat it up in their microwave. 

The container exploded and sprayed pee all over the place! So, Angelique bolted, and the 7-Eleven clerk found a bunch of yellow liquid dripping from the microwave. He realized what it was and called the cops, and they tracked Angelique down at her job interview down the street.

She's facing one count of damaging property, and, spoiler alert, now that the health clinic knows about this story she's PROBABLY not getting that job. Just assuming. (KOAA)

Aurora Police Mug Shot
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Otis was born and raised in a small town in Morton, IL between two pumpkin patches. It’s the Pumpkin Capitol of the World, so there’s that. He considers Charlotte, NC his hometown, after spending 10 years there doing radio and meeting his wife... Read more

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