Moron Monday: 2 Men Arrested For Smuggling 20 Gold Bars In Their Butt

Two Men in Sir Lanka where arrested at a customs stop in Bandaranaike International Airport (BIA), after agents noticed them walking a bit funny.

After closer investigation, officials noticed they where smuggling something in their rear-end. A full rectal cavities search turned up 20 gold bars between the 2 men. All shoved where the sun don't shine. 4 1/2 lbs of gold worth $82,000 was being smuggled in the most uncomfortable way possible (possible was questionable before this). 

I've got a few questions.....


(More Info and Pics Daily Mail)



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