Two Men in Sir Lanka where arrested at a customs stop in Bandaranaike International Airport (BIA), after agents noticed them walking a bit funny.
After closer investigation, officials noticed they where smuggling something in their rear-end. A full rectal cavities search turned up 20 gold bars between the 2 men. All shoved where the sun don't shine. 4 1/2 lbs of gold worth $82,000 was being smuggled in the most uncomfortable way possible (possible was questionable before this).
I've got a few questions.....