What the world needs is more people willing to stick their bare hands in their neighbor's toilet to extract a snake like this good man from Lattimore, North Carolina.
Mike Greene's 88-year old neighbor asked for a bit of help.
Turns out the neighbor had a bit of a snake problem. The man discovered a 6-foot snake inside his toilet, and reached out to Greene for assistance.
Using his bare hands, Greene grabbed a hold of the snake's tail, and managed to pull out the serpent without any issue.
Don't get any ideas! I ain't coming to your house to pull any snake out of anywhere!