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HOUSEWIVES MORE LIKELY THAN CAREER WOMEN TO CHEAT ON THEIR HUSBANDS
According to number crunchers at the IllicitEncounters.com dating site, if your wife just stays home to care of the household – and doesn’t have an outside job – she’s more likely to cheat on you than if she had a career. (Independent)
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Scientists Say These Are The Funniest Words
There are some words that make us chuckle to ourselves when heard or said. Sometimes we even laugh out loud.
Scientists decided to find out for themselves what the funniest words are. Researchers at the Department of Psychology of the University of Warwick in the United Kingdom are studying humor in general because “The aim of providing this data is to help enrich the resources available for understanding the cognitive, developmental, and applied aspects of humor.”
When they dug into funny words, people chose from nearly five thousand of them and the reactions created the ranking. Booty was number one! Interestingly, two through four were nicknames for breasts and that was followed by “nitwit,” “twit,” “waddle,” “tinkle,” and “Bebop.”
The words that were considered the most negative were “rape” and “torture.”
See the full list here.
Source: Gizmodo
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Unhappy Chick-Fil-A Customers Trash Restaurant
Things got a little crazy at a Jacksonville, Florida Chick-fil-A the other night. A customer at the restaurant recorded and posted videos of the incident, where someone caused over $900 worth of damage. And it all started with an argument over an order.
Allison Music captured the whole scene and shared it on Facebook and she says it began with a teenage boy arguing with an employee for 20 minutes about cold nuggets. The video shows two women also arguing with Chick-fil-A workers and they were asked to leave because the restaurant was closing.
The doors were then locked and that’s when one of the women allegedly started beating on the glass door. She was pulling and jiggling the handle until it broke, causing $900 in damage, according to the police report.
But the action didn’t stop there. When a customer unlocked a door to leave, one of the women came back inside. An employee tells police that she picked up a vase from a table and threw it across the restaurant before leaving. In the video, you can also see straws and condiment packets all over the floor. Of course, Chick-fil-A has apologized for the disruption, but it was a wild night at the family-friendly fast food spot.
Source: Action News Jax
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