Your 'Daily Dose of Dumb' could happen here but this time, it was in Michigan. A man crashed his pontoon boat into a person's dock. The dock owner alerted the police and they came to investigate. They found the suspected operator of the boat pretty easily as he was passed out with an empty bottle of vodka in his hands.
Witnesses said they saw the pontoon boat strike their dock. The operator of the vessel then laid down on a bench seat and went to sleep with an open bottle of Skyy vodka. Once cleared by the hospital, he was arrested for suspicion of operating a watercraft while intoxicated. He was lodged in the Leelanau County Jail.
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