APPLE DEVELOPING A CRUMB-RESISTANT KEYBOARD
It seems Apple has been messing around, filing patents and developing a crumb-resistant keyboard. The new idea is to have a membrane in there that releases air with each keystroke, blasting crumbs away as the user types. (Vice)
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SAD TOYS 'R US SONG
This guy is really sad that Toys 'R Us is going out of business. Watch his jingle...