Moron Monday: Couple Names Baby After Olive Garden


Celebrities are usually the ones who come up with the most ridiculous names to ruin their child's life before it's started. One couple is Arkansas is topping the worst names list this year. 

UPI reported that Justin and Jordan Garton of Fort Smith, AR have loved Olive Garden their entire life and it's a special place to their relationship, so they thought it'd be genius to name their new baby after the restaurant chain. They even once ate at Olive Garden every day for seven weeks after buying a "never ending pasta pass".


So baby Olivia Garton is due in December and they are excited about her name. At first they though Olive Garton but settled on Olivia. "We were able to make the joke, but a little more subtle, and it's still a pretty name," Jordan Garton, 26, told UPI. "It was definitely an easy decision."

A spokesperson from Olive Garton also said, "We always love hearing the unique ways our guests have been able to connect with Olive Garden, and we can't wait to meet baby Olivia."

Just in case her name wasn't bad enough, her middle name will be Michelle. That makes her initials "O.M.G." as well. 

I'm sorry, I can't get on board! This is a dumb way to name your kid. They're gonna forever get laughed at. Glad they at least went with Olivia, instead of Olive though. 

If this child does comes out with a handful of free bread-sticks though, we'll know its a true gift from God! #OliviaGarton




Otis was born and raised in a small town in Morton, IL between two pumpkin patches. It’s the Pumpkin Capitol of the World, so there’s that. He considers Charlotte, NC his hometown, after spending 10 years there doing radio and meeting his wife... Read more


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