Moron Monday: Naked Man Arrested For Humping A Tailpipe

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A man in Kansas is sobering up to a really embarrassing story of how he got there.....by humping a car.

Police have not released the name of the 24-year-old suspect who was arrested after residents at an apartment complex called stating a naked man was under a car in the parking lot. He was allegedly attempting to make love to the tailpipe of someones car.

When police arrived he still didn't stop his love session, so he had to be tased and taken into custody, according to Lieutenant Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department. He blew a .35 on the BAC test, which is 3 times the legal limit of .08. Prosecutors are charged him with lewd and lascivious behavior, a misdemeanor. (TheSmokingGun)

They didn't say what type of car, but I can't say I didn't catch some feelings this weekend in the Kroger parking lot:

 
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