Note To Self: Giant Eggplant, Not A Good Remedy For Constipation

A man in China is regretting his self medication technique after suffering from abdominal pain and constipation for days. He found out a giant eggplant is not the solution!

According to, a 50-year-old man couldn't take the pain anymore and used a very long eggplant to shove up his behind to try and clear it out. Instead he got things more messed up when it got too far in and got stuck. Matter of fact, the 30cm long vegetable went so far in, it almost punctured his LUNG!! 

Doctors where able to surgically remove the plant and all system are a go again. 

These are the X-rays.... I'm sorry! You will never look at the eggplant emojii the same! 




Otis was born and raised in a small town in Morton, IL between two pumpkin patches. It’s the Pumpkin Capitol of the World, so there’s that. He considers Charlotte, NC his hometown, after spending 10 years there doing radio and meeting his wife... Read more


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