Moron Monday: Man Cuts Neighbor With Chainsaw After Shrubbery Fight

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Land O' Lakes, Florida police responded to a domestic dispute between nieghbors who have had an ongoing fight about the bushes between their yard, according to WFLA news.

The sheriff's office said suspect Gregory Landaker was cutting the bushes and removing some with a chainsaw when his neighbor Jeffrey Zlocki noticed and started "hugging" the bush. That's when Landaker starting cutting that bush and cut Zlocki's arm allegedly. He was treated at the local hospital.

Police arrested Landaker for aggravated battery and simple battery and taken to the Land O’ Lakes Detention Center.



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