Today's Moron Monday nomination goes to Florida moocher Hermes Callijas-Gasperin, 22, who was arrested for assaulting his mother with sausages.
According to the police report, Callijas-Gasperin battered his 41-year-old mother when she told his to "give her a minute" after he demanded her make him dinner. He admitted he threw the sausages in a rage after his mother "bumped" him in the kitchen and wouldn't apologize. Police where happy to escort him to a place where he'd be surrounded by sausages for a while. (The Smoking Gun)
This isn't his first arrest.