Moron Monday: Man Convicted Of Sausage Assault On His Mom

Callijas-Gasperin Mugshot Manatee Country Sheriff's Dept.

Today's Moron Monday nomination goes to Florida moocher Hermes Callijas-Gasperin, 22, who was arrested for assaulting his mother with sausages. 

According to the police report, Callijas-Gasperin battered his 41-year-old mother when she told his to "give her a minute" after he demanded her make him dinner. He admitted he threw the sausages in a rage after his mother "bumped" him in the kitchen and wouldn't apologize. Police where happy to escort him to a place where he'd be surrounded by sausages for a while. (The Smoking Gun)

This isn't his first arrest. 




Otis was born and raised in a small town in Morton, IL between two pumpkin patches. It’s the Pumpkin Capitol of the World, so there’s that. He considers Charlotte, NC his hometown, after spending 10 years there doing radio and meeting his wife... Read more


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