Moron Monday: Police Searching For Toilet Burgler In West Virginia

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Police in Huntington, VA are baffled by the latest break-in that has one man missing his toilet?!

Resident  Barry Hyder said he went to give his daughter away at her wedding early in the day and when he came home, his back door was wide open and his toilet was GONE! Hyder told WSAZ, "fitting you stole my toilet, cause this is a bunch of crap".

Hyder said it's the 3rd time he's had a break in at his residence and this is the last straw. He's moving back to Tennessee with his family. 

 
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