Iowa Man's Hilarious Obituary Takes A Shot At Co-Workers On The Way Out

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It's important to leave this world having made an impression on those around you. A man from Iowa didn't necessarily make the best impression, according to his recent obituary, but it's hilarious, nonetheless.

Tim Schrandt died of cancer in Iowa and his funny obit is now making the viral rounds. It started off reading, "When he died, the cancer died, so technically it was a tie!”. Schrandt, 63, was from a very small town called Spillville. It's apparent the impression he left was felt all around the town.

“If you are wondering if you may have ever met him, you didn’t — because you WOULD remember. For those of you that did meet him, we apologize, as we're sure he probably offended you," the eulogy continues. "Despite his crusty exterior, cutting remarks and stubbornness, there is actual evidence that he was a loving, giving and caring person."

I'm not positive he wrote this about himself but someone even took a moment to bash his co-workers. Schrandt worked at Stanley Black and Decker which his obituary said he spent all those years surrounded by "many friends and 'a bunch of morons."

This guy sounds so pleasant! I can't stop enjoying this obituary! I need mine to be just as funny someday....hopefully a very long time from now!

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