Being drenched in Ranch dressing is probably a fantasy for some, but it got one man arrested in Wisconsin. #MoronMonday
A domestic dispute in Racine, WI ended with a woman and her home covered in tangy deliciousness. Police where called for a domestic dispute at a home where reports show that 53-year-old Maurice Thomas was belligerent and refused to leave. He was screaming and pushing the victim, before he picked up a bottle of Ranch dressing and chased her around her apartment with it, slinging it everywhere and all over her.
When police arrived, they found the victim covered head to toe in Ranch, as well as, her coffee table, walls, floor, and entryway. Thomas was charged with battery/domestic abuse and disorderly conduct/domestic abuse.
Minus the screaming and violence, I'm pretty sure there are probably fetish videos for this type of thing.
This guy is an awful human being though and deserves every bit of his punishment.