This guy is so drunk he gets into a random car and starts telling the driver where he wants to go, but it's not his Uber.... and he asks the driver "Can you order me an Uber then" because he doesn't even have the app. That's not how this works sir!
WARNING: this guy drops the F' bomb a lot because he's super intoxicated. So much so, he doesn't understand why this guy won't just take him home. I mean he has the Uber sign on his car, right?
The driver explains that he is in fact a driver for Uber, but isn't this guys ride when he gets in. He says he's waiting for his driver app to pick up a ride and that he can't just take this guy to where he wants to go.