Nothing to see hear... no one actually died! Turns out the body near train tracks in Allenhurst was just someone's adult novelty doll.
Liberty County Sheriff Detective Mike Albritton said officers where called to the scene where an alleged dead body of a woman was near train tracks. Police arrived on scene and aren't allowed to touch a life-less body, so it looked real enough that they covered it with a white sheet until the coroner arrived. Turns out... just someone's rubber doll.
When the coroner arrived, detectives began to look for injuries and cause of death, that's when they figured out "she" wasn't a real person, according to WSAV. They said the doll was a discarded sex doll that was fully clothed and anatomically correct.
No word on if they are going to try and find her owner. Why?! just WHY? Apparently, even when she doesn't talk and has no emotions, you can still get sick of her s*** sometimes. He kicked her to the curb... I'm sorry tracks.
Albritton told WSAV he's been in law enforcement for a long time and has never seen anything like this.