Your Daily Dose of Dumb is perfect! A woman from Ramsbottom, England, came home to see numerous markings, like the one above, on the sidewalk in front of her home. She ended up seeing more of them throughout the neighborhood. She took the pictures and posted them on the neighborhood Facebook page. That's when the whole neighborhood believed that their homes were being marked by possible criminals. One neighbor saw it and fessed up. Their toddler had recently become obsessed with "big butts" and tried drawing them in chalk.