Benjamin Duddles in Wisconsin is an idiot. Duddles allegedly called 911 multiple times to solicit the female dispatchers. Last week, Duddles called the police's line four times in 37 minutes to hit on the dispatchers. In one of the calls, he told a female dispatcher, quote, "It would be super duper cool if we could spend some quality time together." On another call, he asked a male dispatcher, quote, "Do you wanna, you know, fool around?" The police wound up going to his apartment and they found he was intoxicated and had drug paraphernalia. So Duddles was arrested on misdemeanor drug charges and for unlawful phone use.
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